"All I hear is the voice, you know telling us to kill all of our friends before they have a chance to kill us. What you guys don't hear that?"
I love Red vs.Blue! Caboose is my favorite! He has a translating pet bomb names Andy, a talking tank named Shela who is in love with him and he is on the blue team. He makes me feel smart. He has a really bad memory. If I could, I would marry him. He hates needles and milk andbeing stared at. He said that he is allergic to things that he does not want to do. He loves orange juice and cookies and ducks and eggs and explosives and cake. He loves to play the quiet game. He does not think that shooting your friends in the back occasionally is bad. His favorite holidays are Valentines Day and the Fourth of July. Andy is his second best friend and his first is Church. Church really hates Caboose, but Caboose still hasn't noticed that.Caboose wants to be an astronaut. Suprisingly, he knows how to drive a car without crashing. He also had a pet alien named Crunchbite. R.I.P. He wanted to name him Fluzzy at first, but changed his mind. and Crunchbite has a pet cat named Apples who got stuck in a tree. Caboose said he would call the fire department. Most people think he's gay, but he's not. He's just likes to cling to any friends that he happens to have (maybe 3 or 4). Once he donated half a gallon of blood to Tucker's abomination of nature baby. Cruchbite infected Tucker with a parasitic embryo. Suprisingly enough, Caboose didnot know how babies were made. Church had to read Caboose a book on the subject. I still don't know why Church had a book like that. Well..... I can't remember anything else right now.